Thursday, July 20, 2006

The universe tends to unfold as it should. - Tarik

Harold: So what are you in here for?
Tarik: For being black.
Harold: Seriously.
Tarik: I am serious. You wanna know what happened. I was walking out of a Barnes & Noble, and a cop stops me. Evidently, a black guy robbed a store in Newark. I told him, "I haven't even been to Newark in months." So he starts beating me with his gun, telling me to stop resisting arrest.
Harold: Holy shit! What'd you do?
Tarik: I kept saying, "I understand I'm under arrest. Now please stop beating me."
Harold: I don't understand how you can be so calm about all this.
Tarik: Look at me. I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have two gay fathers. People have been messing with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.

Don't you just love it when a movie stuffed with lunacy soaked antics can actually be injected with a mild bit of farsightedness in it? I'm presently overhearing the movie and the scene is now about to shift to the prison where this entertaining and eye-opening exchange of dialogues took place.

12 comments:

missP said...

ha!ha!ha! nice one... hello kai. how are you doing? ;)

tin said...

well, good point. haha. have a great weekend, kai. =)

Kai said...

MissP
I'm doing great, MissP. Welcome back to Germany, hehe. I hope you had a blast back in our home country. (-:

Tin
Haha. Love that part of the movie. You too!

Vayie said...

Sardonically funny.

Enjoy your weekend!

Kai said...

Vayie
It was scripted to be sensibly funny. Likewise!

yayam said...

nyahahaha! that was funny.:p have a nice weekend kai! :D

shai said...

woohoo, that was funny and asteeg! hahah!

errr, akala ko on blog leave ka, siyet stupid me! hahah

Laureen said...

yup, that's always a good thing. but making sure the movie-goer catches the message is another thing.

enjoy the weekend :)

Debbie said...

what movie was that from? it's funny...it's good that they could at least laugh about it, but that kind of stuff still happens, unfortunately. it's just sick how dirty cops arrest someone just by looking at their profile.

about PR. i totally agree, i was kind of saddened to see Malan leave early. he has so much potential to shine. that angela should have left, for god's sake she didnt even try to sketch something. "do you like empire waiste?" what the hell?

i dont have strong faves yet. but i have my eye on the black dude. i like his work, simple lang. hope to see more of him. robert and kayne are hilarious. they're all fab gays! hehe

go PR!

Debbie said...

what movie was that from? it's funny...it's good that they could at least laugh about it, but that kind of stuff still happens, unfortunately. it's just sick how dirty cops arrest someone just by looking at their profile.

about PR. i totally agree, i was kind of saddened to see Malan leave early. he has so much potential to shine. that angela should have left, for god's sake she didnt even try to sketch something. "do you like empire waiste?" what the hell?

i dont have strong faves yet. but i have my eye on the black dude. i like his work, simple lang. hope to see more of him. robert and kayne are hilarious. they're all fab gays! hehe

go PR!

bone said...

aww.. after reading your post, i was like, "so bakit nga kasi ko nagrereklamo sa buhay ko?".. geez.. ill try to to remember Tarik's word to keep me sane once in a while.. it bores me to be sane 24/7. hehe. happy weekend, dear.. hey, august is nearing.. any plans yet? =)

Kai said...

Yayam
You too!

Shai
Never left. Just changed my URL. (:

Laureen
'xactly.

Deb
I'm still sad about Malan's eviction. I never saw that coming. ): I love Uli, Laura and Alison. I also like Michael, his first dress reminded me of Chloe's "On Thin Ice" design, remember? Anyway, it's sad that this certain mishaps do happen in real life. Especially to us, the minority.

Bone
Yes, definitely. Um, will you still be there til Thanksgiving? Change of plans, e. November, that's for sure. (: